"Perhaps if you did not poop where you stand."
"Tal vez si no lo hiciste caca dónde se encuentra."
Red Roof Inn: smoking in your room is permitted but only if you promise to always smoke in your room.
"They have a Billy Graham museum?" Moments away from finding out if the layover in Charlotte is 8.5 hours or just enough time to get from one gate to another.
Moby Dick Seafood: To the last I fish for thee; from hell’s heart I grill thee; for hate’s sake I cover thee in my last pat of butter.
"Now let us consider those gay, happy toasts… The groom may have composed a witty poetic tribute that takes several minutes to deliver."