She: I will never have what Mary Poppins had. I want her sixteen-inch waist. Like Dita Von Teese.
Me: You have a very small waist.
She: It's twenty-four inches, not sixteen.
Me: I think in order to get a sixteen-inch waist, Dita Von Teese had to have her ribs removed.
She: She didn't have her ribs removed.
Me: Really?
She: Yeah.
Me: Dita Von Ribs didn't have her teets removed?
She: (long pause) She certainly didn't have her teets removed.
Me: Oh.
She: Dita Von Ribs, coming to a McDonald's near you.
