- Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via raffaellacarra)
2. A jump in resolution that your eyes can’t perceive unless your television costs more than your car.
customer: hi, I’d like a small coffee
barista: [serves a half full cup of coffee]
customer: oh, sorry—can I have a little more? this is half empty
barista: it’s half full actually
customer: still, can I have a little more?
barista: just be thankful I gave you the coffee at all. celebrate the small victories.
customer: but I paid for a full cup
barista: if you want it so bad, why don’t you get behind the counter and pour it? stop complaining and start doing something
customer: okay, can I get behind the counter?
barista: no, you’re not a barista
customer: [sigh] fine, do you have any cream?
barista: oH MY GOD, I GUESS WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT CAN WE
- Arab proverb (via middlenameconfused)