two men walk into a bar. they have difficult & painful things to discuss but are somewhat grateful for the neutral location & convivial spirit. bye
"They rap but they don’t know what true rap is."
"They play rock, but they don’t know how to rock.”
"They’re funny when they don’t talk about being ___."
Always with the unnecessary commentary.
"The thrill of appropriation lies in accessing the perceived authenticity… Transfer to a white body elevates the action. It’s no longer primitive because while nonwhite culture is assumed to be rooted in instinct, white culture is one of intent… White people clamoring to up their cred by appropriating nonwhite culture do so hoping to be rewarded for choices that are falsely seen as inherent in people of color." —Ayesha Siddiqi
Nothing interrupts the placid flow of a Ken Burns documentary like the voice of Werner Herzog reading an edict from the nazi ministry for propaganda outlawing both blacks and jazz music. Jesus, that startled me.
- Friedrich Nietzsche (via gokotta)
this weird official Boeing video is narrated from the perspective of a 747 jet with an old spice ad voice
Never have I wanted to buy an entire airplane as much as I do right now.
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
Here’s my credit card, go out with the boys and buy yourself some ties.